The Simpsons (TV Series)
Helter Shelter (2002)
Hank Azaria: Butler, Carl, Moe Szyslak, Captain McAllister, Cletus, Exterminator, Comic Book Guy, Mitch Hartwell, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Crazy Old Man
Quotes
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Male Network Executive : [trying to find a family to appear on a reality show]
Female Network Executive : This family's pretty good.
Male Network Executive : But isn't the dad Bill Cosby?
Bill Cosby : Y'see, I gotta get back on the TV, coz with the Osbournes, and the soft-core porns and the dogs poopin' and nobody scoopin' and the veesa bola and the ah! Ah! Ah!
Female Network Executive : We need a family that hasn't been on TV forever. Let's try the Simpsons.
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Homer Simpson : Wow, they had an army helmet under every bed?
Mitch Hartwell : Uh Mr. Simpson, you're supposed to go to the bathroom in it.
Homer Simpson : Befoul an army helmet? You'd like that wouldn't ya... hippie!
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Mitch Hartwell : Hi I'm Mitch Hartwell, creator of The 1895 Challenge. And by 'creator' I mean I saw it on Dutch television, and tweaked the title.