The Simpsons (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (1999)

Hank Azaria: Uter's Dad, Captain McAllister, Jamie Killday, Chief Wiggum, Luigi, Akira, Izzy, Lou

Quotes 

• Izzy : C'Mon. You gonna kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change.

• Chief Wiggum : Whew - that was close! Thank God it landed in that smoking crater.

• [while spying on Homer at the food festival] 

  Captain McCallister : Homer's undone the top button on his pants.

  Akira : He's been walking around like that since Thanksgiving.

  Captain McCallister : I'm surprised he doesn't just switch to sweat pants.

  Akira : He says the crotch wears out too fast.

  Captain McCallister : [shudders]  That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!