The Simpsons (TV Series)
Grift of the Magi (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : So, who am I beating up?
Lisa Simpson : Nobody. You're just gonna break into everyone's house and steal their favorite toy.
Bart Simpson : Thus saving Christmas.
Homer Simpson : Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw...
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[Homer walks in on Bart and Milhouse dressed in drag]
Homer Simpson : AH! What's going on? And I want the non gay explanation!
Milhouse : Uh, we're drunk. *Really* drunk.
Homer Simpson : Oh, thank god!
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Lisa Simpson : The madness ends here!
Homer Simpson : [laughing at Lisa] Oh man! If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
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Dr. Julius Hibbert : How could you close the school?
Marge : What will become of our kids?
Homer Simpson : Where are the refreshments?
Principal Skinner : Now, you keep asking me that and I keep telling you, over there!