The Simpsons (TV Series)

Eight Misbehavin' (1999)

Dan Castellaneta: Vincent Price, Homer Simpson, Gil, Reporter, Delivery Man, Stage Manager

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Hey Apu. Sitting in the ice cream cooler, ay?

  Apu : By chilling my loins I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.

  Homer Simpson : Wah-ooh, too much informaaation. Thanks for the mental pictuuure. Why don't you tell us what you reeeally think.

  Apu : Would you stop spouting those hackneyed quips?

  Homer Simpson : Could you beeee any more...

  [pause] 

  Homer Simpson : Hellooooo...

  [laughs] 

  Homer Simpson : ... Look, just give me some ice cream.

  [Apu removes a tub] 

  Homer Simpson : Um... how 'bout one *not* touching your ass.

• Homer Simpson : Eight kids?... Hmmm.

  [pause] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm sterile, right baby doll?

  Marge Simpson : Yes dear, from the nuclear plant.

  Homer Simpson : Beautiful.

• [Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns] 

  Apu : How did we get eight?

  Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.

  Apu : Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.

  Hibbert : [Using a calculator]  Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?

  [Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands] 

  Homer Simpson : Mine tasted like strawberry.

  [Homer pops one into his mouth] 

  Homer Simpson : Ovulicious...