The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dude, Where's My Ranch? (2003)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Rabbi Krustofsky, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Marty, Rich Texan
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson , David Byrne : [singing] He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino!
Homer Simpson : If you despise polite lefthanders...
Ned Flanders : [singing along] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd.
Rod Flanders : That's us.
Todd Flanders : Hooray!
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Indian Chief : Drink deep from these cups. The bear urine will make you strong.
[Homer and Bart stop drinking]
Indian Chief : Actually, it's Fresca.
Homer Simpson : [Homer does a spit take] Fresca?
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Marge Simpson : Lisa, welcome to love. It's full of doubt and pain and uncertainty. But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.
Homer Simpson : [angry] Who is he?
Marge Simpson : You, Homie.
Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! In your face, imaginary guy!
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Rich Texan : I have some sad news for y'all. After this dance, I'm heading to jail. One of my stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger. But I'll be back in six months. Yee-haw!
[fires his guns in excitement, still not learning his lesson]
Rich Texan : Blanks. They just don't feel the same.