The Simpsons (TV Series)

Deep Space Homer (1994)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Launch Host #2, Head of NASA, Chimp, Al Bundy, NASA Scientist #3, Barney Gumble, Itchy, Reporter #5

Quotes 

• Reporter 5# : Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending unqualified, under trained civilians into space?

  Homer Simpson : The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet. You maniacs, you blew it up. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

• Head of NASA : [Barney runs off drunk and wastes his chance at being an astronaut]  Well, Homer, I guess that makes you the winner by default...

  Homer : Default? The two sweetest words in the English language! De-FAULT! De-FAULT! De-FAULT!

  NASA Assistant : [clubs Homer with a police sap] 

  Head of NASA : Where'd you get that thing?

  NASA Assistant : Sent away.

• Homer Simpson : You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later..." And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

• NASA Assistant : Oh, and Mr. Gumble... For the duration of the training there'll be no more beer.

  Barney Gumble : What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I'll go crazy!

• Peggy Bundy : [NASA people watch TV to see modern-day men on television. They click to "Married... With Children" on FOX] 

  [whines] 

  Peggy Bundy : Al... let's have sex!

  Al Bundy : Ehh, no Peg.

  [Audience laughs and claps] 

  Al Bundy : [Al flushes a toilet, and everyone hollers and cheers] 

• [explaining why he believes he's finally going to win "Worker of the Week"] 

  Homer Simpson : "Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor." Heh heh heh...

• Homer Simpson : Stupid carbon rod. It's all a popularity contest.

• Homer : Hey, guys, look what I smuggled aboard.

  Buzz Aldrin : Homer, no!

  Homer : [tearing open his bag of potato chips, they float around in the weightlessness]  Huh?

  Race Banyon : They'll clog the instruments!

  Buzz Aldrin : Careful. They're ruffled.

• Homer : [while on the Centric Fuse, Homers face morphs into Popeye]  I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE!