The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Herb : Lisa, aren't you happy to see me?

  Lisa : Why didn't you write, Unky Herb?

  Herb : Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?"

  Lisa : I see your point.

• [At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence awards show] 

  Lisa : This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.

  Bart : What about the Emmys?

  Lisa : I stand corrected.

• Bart , Lisa : Unky Herb!

  Herb : [hugging them]  Bart! Lisa! I'm so happy to see you.

  Homer : [rubbing his cheek]  You weren't so happy to see me.

  Herb : I'm sorry. Homer, but I'm still mad at you. Everything you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!

  Homer : Well, while you're a guest in my house, could you just kick me in the butt?

  Herb : I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.