The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (1992)
Harry Shearer: Lenny, Waylon Smithers, Montgomery Burns, First Homeless Man, Announcer, Ned Flanders, Tom Brokaw
Quotes
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Mr. Burns : Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it.
[building]
Mr. Burns : But to me you're all vipers! You live on personal injury, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery...!
[calms down]
Mr. Burns : But I'm rambling. Anybody want any coffee?
Blue Haired Lawyer : I'll have some coffee.
Mr. Burns : Want it black, don't you? Black like your heart! It's so hard for me to listen to you...
[shouts]
Mr. Burns : I hate you all so much!
[calms down]
Mr. Burns : I'm sorry, it's my problem, I'll deal with it. Please continue.
Blue Haired Lawyer : If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say a couple of thou, he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.
Mr. Burns : Oh, brilliant! A cash settlement...
[shouts]
Mr. Burns : I could have figured that out, you buttoned-down maggot!
Blue Haired Lawyer : Do you have any cream?
Mr. Burns : Oh yes, of course. Where are my manners?
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Ned Flanders : [Ned has taken Herb in, and cleaned him up] If you want to stay the night... Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
