The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (1992)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Baby at Park, Todd Flanders, Maggie Simpson, Baby #1, Baby #2

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Quotes 

• [At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence awards show] 

  Lisa : This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.

  Bart : What about the Emmys?

  Lisa : I stand corrected.

• Bart : Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who would most likely become a bum like yourself?

  Herb : Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.

• Bart , Lisa : Unky Herb!

  Herb : [hugging them]  Bart! Lisa! I'm so happy to see you.

  Homer : [rubbing his cheek]  You weren't so happy to see me.

  Herb : I'm sorry. Homer, but I'm still mad at you. Everything you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!

  Homer : Well, while you're a guest in my house, could you just kick me in the butt?

  Herb : I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.

• Herb : Now, Bart, you know you're too young for that machine gun, but I got you something that'll make sure that when you're old enough, you can still buy one: a membership in the National Rifle Association.

  Bart : Wow, the NRA! Can I get armor-piercing, cyanide-tipped bullets, too?

  Herb : It's in the Constitution, son.