The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother's Little Helper (1999)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Hosey the Bear, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Dr. Hibbert, Otto, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Reverend Lovejoy, Computer

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : I'm afraid I'll have to expel your son

  Marge Simpson : [gasps] 

  Principal Skinner : Unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous...

  Homer Simpson : Candy bar?

  Principal Skinner : No. It's a new drug called Focusyn.

  Marge Simpson : A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.

  [Bart appears outside the window, dressed as a cheerleader] 

  Bart Simpson : Gimme an F! Gimme an art!

  Principal Skinner : Good Lord! He's gotten into the pep closet!

  Homer Simpson : I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.

• Principal Skinner : Thank you for coming.

  Homer Simpson : Thank you for getting me out of work.

• Comic Book Guy : Egad! A maniac cutting a swath of destruction! This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibleeee... Ghost Rider

  Otto : What about Superman?

  Comic Book Guy : Oh, please.

• Principal Seymour : Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmellows, or raining down on Charlie.

• [Homer and Marge have been called in to the school to talk to Principal Skinner] 

  Principal Skinner : Thank you for coming.

  Homer : Thank you for getting me out of work.

• [Homer goes crazy after eating one of Bart's pills] 

  Rod Flanders : Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, daddy?

  Ned Flanders : Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs.

  Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Yaaaaaay!

• Bart Simpson : Look, a FIRE... engine.

  Principal Skinner : Stop that!

  Bart Simpson : Help help, FIRE... helmet!

• Bart Simpson : What's that stuff?

  Principal Skinner : Why, this is retardant.

  Bart Simpson : Hahaha, sure is. Hey, what's that?

  Principal Skinner : That's called a hose lengthener.

  Bart Simpson : Hahaha... you need one!