The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother's Little Helper (1999)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : I'm afraid I'll have to expel your son
Marge Simpson : [gasps]
Principal Skinner : Unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous...
Homer Simpson : Candy bar?
Principal Skinner : No. It's a new drug called Focusyn.
Marge Simpson : A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.
[Bart appears outside the window, dressed as a cheerleader]
Bart Simpson : Gimme an F! Gimme an art!
Principal Skinner : Good Lord! He's gotten into the pep closet!
Homer Simpson : I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.
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Bart Simpson : I don't wanna take drugs.
Homer Simpson : Sure you do. All your favorite stars have used drugs. Brett Butler, Tim Allen...
Marge Simpson : Tommy Lee...
Homer Simpson : Andy Dick...
Bart Simpson : He's just flamboyant.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, and I'm a size four.
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Ralph Wiggum : And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey...
Hosey the Bear : You're not going to set any fires, are ya?
Ralph Wiggum : At my house, we call them uh-ohs.
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Marge Simpson : Hmm?
[reads a note taped to her chair]
Marge Simpson : "Thank you in advance for a world class meal. You're an inspiration to our entire organization. Thank you again, Bart." Oh, what a thoughtful gesture.
Bart Simpson : Cost of paper: five cents. A mother's love: priceless.
Marge Simpson : Aw.
Homer Simpson : Do I get a card?
Bart Simpson : No, but here's a book called "Chicken Soup for the Loser" that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.
Homer Simpson : Hmmm... my career has kind of lost momentum.
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Bart Simpson : Joke if you will, but did you know most people use ten per cent of their brains? I am now one of them. Before, my energy was all over the place. Now, it's concentrated like a laser beam. Well, this has been terrific. Let's do it again sometime.
Lisa Simpson : Are you standing up to get me to leave?
Bart Simpson : It's from the book.
Lisa Simpson : [scans the book, "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens"] Hey! I'm not a Time Burglar!
Bart Simpson : [opens electronic organizer, types as he speaks] Memo to self: Lock door.
Lisa Simpson : All right, I'll go! You don't have to be a jerk about it.
Bart Simpson : [typing again] Memo to self: Shut up, Lisa.
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[Homer goes crazy after eating one of Bart's pills]
Rod Flanders : Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, daddy?
Ned Flanders : Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs.
Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Yaaaaaay!
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Bart Simpson : Look, a FIRE... engine.
Principal Skinner : Stop that!
Bart Simpson : Help help, FIRE... helmet!
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Bart Simpson : What's that stuff?
Principal Skinner : Why, this is retardant.
Bart Simpson : Hahaha, sure is. Hey, what's that?
Principal Skinner : That's called a hose lengthener.
Bart Simpson : Hahaha... you need one!
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Homer Simpson : Do I get a card?
Bart : No. But here's a book called Chicken Soup for the Loser that gave Bill Buckner the courage to open up a chain of laundromats!