The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brawl in the Family (2002)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart : Hey, Vegas Mom, how long you gonna stay here?

  Amber : Oh, I'm not goin' anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates!

  [points to a row of wigs] 

  Lisa Simpson : Doesn't it bother you that you've breaking up our family?

  Amber : You know, I bet you and me could be friends. I could show you how to put on makeup!

  Lisa Simpson : I'm eight years old.

  Amber : You could look seven. And I could teach you to count cards!

  Bart : Nah, I already got a system.

• [playing Monopoly] 

  Lisa Simpson : These hotels are made of LEGOs. Bart, you're cheating!

  Marge Simpson : Lisa, it was probably an accident.

  Lisa Simpson : Oh, sure. You take his side, just because he bought you that house on St. James Place.

  Bart Simpson : Who else is going to take care of her? Dad?

  Homer Simpson : Why you little...!

  [Homer starts strangling Bart] 

  Marge Simpson : Stop fighting!

  [Marge starts strangling Homer] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mom, that's not how you pry them apart.

  [Lisa grabs Bart's arm and tries to pull him away from Homer] 

  Marge Simpson : I've been prying them apart since before you were born!

• Gabriel : So, this is your room?

  Lisa : Yes. My room is my sanctuary. My family members know that and respect that.

  Bart : [runs in]  Lisa, I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.

  Lisa : [takes out stress ball and starts squeezing it]  Just ten more years, just ten more years, just ten more years...

• Marge Simpson : We don't need TV to have family fun. Why don't we play Monopoly?

  Lisa Simpson : [grabbing the game boxes from the cupboard]  Which version? We've got Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-opoly, Galip-olopoly, Edna Krabappoly...

  Marge Simpson : Let's stick to original Monopoly. The game is crazy enough as it is - how can an iron be a landlord?

• [after showing Amber the video of her wedding to Grampa] 

  Bart : You crapped out, Vegas Mom!

  Marge Simpson : Our plan worked perfectly.

  Lisa : And we carried it out as a family.

  Amber : What plan? You got me drunk!

  Abe Simpson : Yeah, but this time you woke up with more than a hangover. You're married to me - ME!

  [laughs evilly]