The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brawl in the Family (2002)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Strom Thurmond, Krusty the Clown, Count Dracula, Rich Texan, Groundskeeper Willie, 'First Date' Host, Prisoner, Grampa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer : [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, Girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!
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Homer : I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.
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[Ginger wakes up next to Abe]
Ginger : Wha?
Abe Simpson : Good morning, honey.
Ginger : Who are you?
Abe Simpson : I'm your husband. We got married yesterday.
Ginger : But, how? We didn't?... You know. Did we?
Abe Simpson : You know, we almost didn't. But you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer.
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[playing Monopoly]
Lisa Simpson : These hotels are made of LEGOs. Bart, you're cheating!
Marge Simpson : Lisa, it was probably an accident.
Lisa Simpson : Oh, sure. You take his side, just because he bought you that house on St. James Place.
Bart Simpson : Who else is going to take care of her? Dad?
Homer Simpson : Why you little...!
[Homer starts strangling Bart]
Marge Simpson : Stop fighting!
[Marge starts strangling Homer]
Lisa Simpson : Mom, that's not how you pry them apart.
[Lisa grabs Bart's arm and tries to pull him away from Homer]
Marge Simpson : I've been prying them apart since before you were born!
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Abe Simpson : [to Homer] You know, I have a son about your age.
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Homer Simpson : Okay, why are we in the woods? Is this Heaven?
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Homer Simpson : Aah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn.
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Gabriel : Homer, your problem is quite simple. You're a drunken, childish buffoon.
Homer Simpson : Which is society's fault, because...?
Gabriel : It's YOUR fault, Homer!
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Homer Simpson : Marge, I'm sorry but it wasn't my fault. Liquors drunkened me!
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[after showing Amber the video of her wedding to Grampa]
Bart : You crapped out, Vegas Mom!
Marge Simpson : Our plan worked perfectly.
Lisa : And we carried it out as a family.
Amber : What plan? You got me drunk!
Abe Simpson : Yeah, but this time you woke up with more than a hangover. You're married to me - ME!
[laughs evilly]
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Krusty the Clown : Let's get rid of PBS. Those lousy Muppets have been taking food out of mouth for way to long.