The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brake My Wife, Please (2003)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• [Homer wants to go to Moe's bar, but his driving license has been suspended] 

  Lisa Simpson : Why don't you take public transportation?

  Homer Simpson : Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

• Homer Simpson : Let's go for a nice family walk around the block.

  Lisa Simpson : I want to amble.

  Bart Simpson : I want to saunter.

  Lisa Simpson : Amble!

  Bart Simpson : Saunter!

  Lisa Simpson : Amble!

  Bart Simpson : Saunter!

  Marge Simpson : Stop saying things!

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, can you please get me the syrup.

  [Homer gets the syrup from the cupboard] 

  Homer Simpson : See, before, I probably would have just driven to the syrup.