"The Simpsons" Brake My Wife, Please (TV Episode 2003) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Rich Texan, Barney Gumble

[Homer wants to go to Moe's bar, but his driving license has been suspended]

Lisa Simpson : Why don't you take public transportation?

Homer Simpson : Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Homer Simpson : It would have been a lot worse if I hadn't been carrying this bible in my crotch.
Barney Gumble : Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road!
Homer Simpson : Let's go for a nice family walk around the block.

Lisa Simpson : I want to amble.

Bart Simpson : I want to saunter.

Lisa Simpson : Amble!

Bart Simpson : Saunter!

Lisa Simpson : Amble!

Bart Simpson : Saunter!

Marge Simpson : Stop saying things!
Marge Simpson : I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. That's what a good wife does, picks up the slack.

Homer Simpson : That reminds me, we gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville.

Marge Simpson : Why can't you use the local dry cleaner?

Homer Simpson : I didn't want them to know my size!
Lisa Simpson : Dad, can you please get me the syrup.

[Homer gets the syrup from the cupboard]

Homer Simpson : See, before, I probably would have just driven to the syrup.
Homer Simpson : And now to all my dear friends I say, get the hell out of my yard.
Homer Simpson : [after getting hit by Marge's car] Oww, my feet are inside me!
Homer Simpson : I have to help her. If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And if I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Rich Texan, Barney Gumble