The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brake My Wife, Please (2003)

Hank Azaria: Tour Guide #1, Moe Szyslak, 'Editor-in-Chimp' Reporter, Carl, Drederick Tatum, Clerk, Chef, Comic Book Guy, Chief Wiggum, Crazy Old Man, George Wilson, Disco Stu, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Marriage Counsellor, Captain McAllister, Luigi

Quotes 

• George Wilson : Simpson, you're a menace!

  Martha Wilson : Leave him alone George.

  George Wilson : Martha, I want a divorce.

  Martha Wilson : Oh thank you, you've made me so happy.

• [Marge drives Homer, Carl and Lenny home from a strip club] 

  Lenny Leonard : Can we stop for ice cream?

  Carl Carlson : Homer always stops for ice cream.

  Marge Simpson : We'll see.

  Lenny Leonard : That always means no.

• Apu Nahasapemapetilon : Manjula, I'm so glad you have finally forgiven me for having that affair.

  [Manjula elbows him hard in the stomach] 

  Apu Nahasapemapetilon : She used to elbow me in the face!

• Comic Book Guy : I can't drive 55... because it only goes 38!