The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Girlfriend (1994)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : And her hair smells like red Froot Loops.

  Lisa Simpson : Yeah, well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast!

• Lisa Simpson : Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.

  Bart Simpson : Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in day out for the last four years?

  Lisa Simpson : No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the devil's cabana boy.

• Lisa Simpson : I can't believe it Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet.

  Bart Simpson : She's like a milk dud Lis. Sweet on the outside poison on the inside.

  Lisa Simpson : You gotta give her up.

  Bart Simpson : No no wait. Hear my plan. Put up with her for seven more years. Then we'll get married. Once the first baby comes along she's bound to settle down and start treating me right. After all I deserve it.

  Lisa Simpson : Bart it's naive to think you can change a person. Except maybe that boy who works in the library.