The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Girlfriend (1994)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

  Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

  Marge : That's not what I meant.

  Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it.

• Marge : Have you noticed any change in Bart?

  Homer : New glasses?

  Marge : No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.

  Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.

• Homer : If he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?

  Marge : That's what he wore to church!

  Homer : Oooooh, how convenient.

• [Bart walks into the room looking sad] 

  Marge : Do you notice something different about Bart?

  Homer : New glasses?

  Marge : No, the way he's been acting. He seems depressed.

  Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.

• Homer : Son if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money that's all I need.

  Bart Simpson : I didn't take it.

  Homer : Why you little..! How can you look at me in the eye and lie like that?

  Marge : Homer stop that!