Bart Simpson doesn't write anything on the chalk board in one of the classrooms of "Springfield Elementary School" because the chalkboard gag is not in this episode.
Nothing happens in the couch scene because the couch gag is not in this episode.
Bart Simpson doesn't tell a phone joke in this episode.
Maggie Simpson does not say anything in this episode.
"Springfield Elementary School" is indeed a fictional elementary school.
Marge Simpson is making cupcakes for Lisa Simpson to take to school for Mrs. Hover's birthday.
Lisa Simpson gives the school bus driver Otto a cupcake.
Lisa Simpson puts a cupcake that fell on the school bus floor in Bart Simpson's mouth while on the school bus for a big surprise.
Bart Simpson holds ten knives and then throws seven knives at Nelson Muntz.
Bart Simpson shoots Nelson Muntz with a tommy gun in a daydream.
Bart Simpson shoots a high number of bullets at Nelson Muntz in a daydream.
Nelson Muntz eats the tommy gun after Bart Simpson runs out of bullets in a daydream.
After Nelson Muntz eats the tommy gun, Bart Simpson runs up a flight of stairs and gets eaten by Nelson Muntz in a daydream.
Nelson Muntz will see Bart Simpson at the flagpole at 3:15PM.
Lisa Simpson gives a cupcake to a dead Bart Simpson which she places on his forehead in a daydream.
Nelson Muntz steals the cupcake off of dead Bart Simpson in a daydream.
Nelson Muntz puts Bart Simpson in a garbage can after Nelson Muntz beats up Bart Simpson in the first fight.
Homer Simpson calls Marge Simpson Mrs. Maharishi Ghandi while she is in the bathroom talking to Bart Simpson.
Nelson Muntz puts Bart Simpsons in a garbage can after Nelson Mntz beats up Bart Simpson in the second fight.
"Springfield Retirement Home" is indeed a fictional retirement home.
Bart Simpson goes to see Abraham Simpson at "Springfield Retirement Home" for help with a fight at school.
Bart Simpson calls Abraham Simpson Grandpa Simpson.
Abraham Simpson is typing a letter to advertisers on a typewriter.
The list of words Abraham Simpson does not want to hear on television ever again are: bra, horny, and family jewels.
Abraham Simpson and another resident of "Springfield Retirement Home" are fighting over the crossword puzzle in the newspaper which the other resident wins.
"Herman's Military Antiques" is indeed a fictional military antique shop.
According to Abraham Simpson, the password to get in to "Herman's Military Antiques" is Let Me in, You Idiot.
Herman said to Bart Simpson he lost his arm by sticking his arm out the school bus window.
The note that is passed around at the school says, "If You Hate and Fear Nelson, Meet at Bart's Treehouse 1500 HRS (3 PM)"
Bart Simpson calls Nelson Muntz "Nelson the Bully" while at the meeting at his treehouse.
A poster of Krusty the Clown is hung on the treehouse wall with a nail.
Bart Simpson uses a box upside down at the meeting at his treehouse.
Bart Simpson and his classmate troops chant while marching in unison the first time:
Bart Simpson: I got a "B" in arithmetic
Classmate troops: I got a "B" in arithmetic
Bart Simpson: Would have got an "A" but I was sick
Classmate troops: Would have got an "A" but I was sick
Bart Simpson: I got a "B" in arithmetic
Classmate troops: I got a "B" in arithmetic
Bart Simpson: Would have got an "A" but I was sick
Classmate troops: Would have got an "A" but I was sick
Bart Simpson and his classmate troops chant while marching in unison the second time:
Bart Simpson: We are rubber you are glue
Classmate troops: We are rubber you are glue
Bart Simpson: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Classmate troops: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: Three four
Bart Simpson: We are rubber you are glue
Classmate troops: We are rubber you are glue
Bart Simpson: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Classmate troops: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: Three four
Bart Simpson and his classroom troops chant while in marching in unison the third time:
Bart Simpson: In English class I did the best
Classmate troops: In English class I did the best
Bart Simpson: Because I cheated on the test
Classmate troops: Because I cheated on the test
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: I can't hear you
Classmate troops: Three four!
Bart Simpson: In English class I did the best
Classmate troops: In English class I did the best
Bart Simpson: Because I cheated on the test
Classmate troops: Because I cheated on the test
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: I can't hear you
Classmate troops: Three four!
Bart Simpson and his classmate troops chant while marching in unison the fourth time:
Bart Simpson: We are happy we are merry
Classmate troops: We are happy we are merry
Bart Simpson: We got a rhyming dictionary
Classmate troops: We got a rhyming dictionary
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: One more time
Classmate troops: Three four
Bart Simpson: Bring it on home now
Bart Simpson & Classmate troops: One two three four one two three four
Bart Simpson: We are happy we are merry
Classmate troops: We are happy we are merry
Bart Simpson: We got a rhyming dictionary
Classmate troops: We got a rhyming dictionary
Bart Simpson: Sound off
Classmate troops: One two
Bart Simpson: One more time
Classmate troops: Three four
Bart Simpson: Bring it on home now
Bart Simpson & Classmate troops: One two three four one two three four
"Elm Street Video Arcade" is indeed a fictional video arcade center.
"Kwik-E-Mart" is indeed a fictional mini mart.
Bart Simpson has 200 water balloons and Herman calls them water bombs.
Bart Simpson's 200 water balloons say "Happy Birthday" on them and Herman says the water balloons should say "Death From Above" but I guess you're stuck.
Abraham Simpson throws a water balloon at Homer Simpson.
Marge Simpson gives to Abraham Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Herman, and herself cupcakes after Nelson Muntz and Bart Simpson got done playing "War."
Bart Simpson says that The American Revolution War, World War II and the Star Wars Trilogy are good wars.
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