The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart on the Road (1996)

Russi Taylor: Martin Prince

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• Milhouse Van Houten : [as the guys try to decide on where to go, Milhouse looks at a guide to the World's Fair in Knoxville, TN, but he doesn't realize that the fair was in 1982]  How about a fair? Not just a county fair, not just a Europe fair but a world's fair! The World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee.

  Bart : Keep reading.

  Milhouse Van Houten : The Hungarians have built a giant, motorized Rubik's Cube and the fair's symbol is the sun sphere which sits atop a 266-foot-tall steel shaft.

  Bart : What's inside?

  Milhouse Van Houten : An information desk! Cool!

  Bart : So, it's a choice between Disney World and Knoxville.

  Milhouse Van Houten , Nelson , Martin Prince : Knoxville, Knoxville, Knoxville!

  Bart : I concur.

• [Milhouse, Nelson and Martin are being driven by Bart] 

  Martin Prince : Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

  Bart : Yes.

  [later; the boys all have ice creams] 

  Nelson : Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?

  Bart : Yeah.

  [later] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?

  Bart : I don't see why not.

  [later; a dishevelled, Nubbins Sawyer-esque man is sitting between Nelson and Martin] 

  Hitchhiker : Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

  Bart : Yes.

  [later; the boys all have ice creams again, as does the hitchhiker] 

  Hitchhiker : Well, I didn't think I *was* rehabilitated, but, uh, I guess they needed the extra bed.