The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart on the Road (1996)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Mr. Prince, Waylon Smithers, Wig Shop Owner, Al Gore

Quotes 

• Bart : Uh, excuse me. Is this the world's fair visitor's center?

  Wig Shop Owner : Used to be, back in 1982. You're 14 years too late.

  Milhouse Van Houten : But there's another world's fair coming soon, right? Before Friday?

  Bart : What about the sun sphere?

  Wig Shop Owner : You mean the wig sphere. You're welcome to go up there if you want to see 16,000 boxes of unsold wigs. Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

  Milhouse Van Houten : [They're all wearing lady wigs]  I guess fate was against us.