The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Star (1997)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Janey Hagstrom

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : What position have you got for me?

  [the kids gasps] 

  Lisa Simpson : That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?

  Ned Flanders : Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.

  Lisa Simpson : You do?

  Ned Flanders : Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!

  Lisa Simpson : Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?

  Ned Flanders : Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!

  Janey Powell : And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!

  Lisa Simpson : [crying]  I've gotta go!

• Todd Flanders : We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1

  Ned Flanders : Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.

  Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Yay!

• Bart Simpson : Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin] 

  Bart Simpson : Again!

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again] 

  Bart Simpson : [yawns] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again and again] 

  Marge Simpson : Milhouse, stop that!