The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Famous (1994)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Box Factory Manager, Ethan, Krusty the Clown, Krusty's Assistant, Pepe, Teamster, Sideshow Mel, Man in Crowd #2, Grampa, Barney Gumble, Mayor Quimby, Matchgame Announcer, Billy Crystal, Marty
Quotes
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Marge : I saved these for you, Bart. You'll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world's special little guy.
Bart : Thanks, Mom.
Lisa : And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
Homer : [breaks lamp] D'oh!
Bart : Aye Carumba.
Marge : Hmmmmm.
Maggie : [sucks pacifier]
Ned Flanders : Hidely-ho.
Barney Gumble : [belches]
Nelson : Ha-ha.
Mr. Burns : Excellent.
[pause, everyone stares at Lisa]
Lisa : If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Homer : What kind of catchphrase is that?
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Homer Simpson : [answers the telephone wearing only a bath towel] You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.
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Homer Simpson : Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa : Like what?
Homer Simpson : Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle." Something like that.
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Lisa : I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.
Homer Simpson : [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
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[Krusty the Klown cast members are eating lunch]
Sideshow Mel : Bah! There's cheese in this sandwich. Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant.
Bart : Sorry!
Sideshow Mel : Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Oh, boy! Come stand outside the bathroom. I want to yell at you some more...
[Mel yells from inside the bathroom]
Sideshow Mel : Why you little rapscallion!
Bart : Show business sucks. I'm outta here.
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Krusty the Clown : Next thing you know you're some schmuck working in a box factory.
Box Factory Manager : I heard that.
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Lisa : [to Bart] Why are you so happy?
Homer Simpson : Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work. The only one who has it easy is Marge.
[Marge is shown scrubbing the kitchen floor, grunting]
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Krusty the Clown : Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart : You want me to be on the show?
Krusty the Clown : It's just one line. Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead.
Bart : Dead?
Krusty the Clown : Or sick, I dunno. I forget.
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Lisa : This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly. It's not even about him!
Bart : Sure it is! Look at the cover.
Lisa : But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
Homer Simpson : Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.
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Krusty the Clown : Hey, kid.
[He gives Bart a big cloth]
Bart : Wow! A big clown hankie.
Krusty the Clown : It's a towel, you yutz. I want you to wash it. You're my new assistant.
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Krusty's fan : [Krusty is sitting on a stool smoking outside the Monstro Mart when a little girl walks up] Will you sign my picture, Krusty?
Krusty the Clown : Sure kid. Over there.
[Krusty points to a long line of kids waiting to have they're pictures autographed by Krusty, but it's Bart doing the signing who groans]
Krusty's fan : I love you Krusty.
Krusty the Clown : [pointing somewhere offscreen] Over there.
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Bart : Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
Box Factory Manager : No.
Bart : And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody.
Box Factory Manager : No, that has never happened.
Bart : Any popped eyeballs?
Box Factory Manager : I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of. We just make boxes here.
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Homer Simpson : I have to pay to see my own grandson thats the democrats for ya.
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Krusty the Clown : Don't listen to him kid this a birth place of magic where dreams are formed now i need you to go clean out my toilet.
