The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets Famous (1994)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Marge : I saved these for you, Bart. You'll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world's special little guy.

  Bart : Thanks, Mom.

  Lisa : And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.

  Homer : [breaks lamp]  D'oh!

  Bart : Aye Carumba.

  Marge : Hmmmmm.

  Maggie : [sucks pacifier] 

  Ned Flanders : Hidely-ho.

  Barney Gumble : [belches] 

  Nelson : Ha-ha.

  Mr. Burns : Excellent.

  [pause, everyone stares at Lisa] 

  Lisa : If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

  Homer : What kind of catchphrase is that?

• Bart : Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to... to, um... uh... oh well.

• Bart : Yoink!

  Kent Brockman : Yoink?

• [Krusty the Klown cast members are eating lunch] 

  Sideshow Mel : Bah! There's cheese in this sandwich. Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant.

  Bart : Sorry!

  Sideshow Mel : Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Oh, boy! Come stand outside the bathroom. I want to yell at you some more...

  [Mel yells from inside the bathroom] 

  Sideshow Mel : Why you little rapscallion!

  Bart : Show business sucks. I'm outta here.

• Milhouse Van Houten : Say the line, Bart!

  Bart : I didn't do it.

  Everyone : YAAAAAAAAAY!

• Bart : Dad, I'm asking if I can get a job.

  Homer : Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a "gig."

• Krusty the Clown : Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.

  Bart : You want me to be on the show?

  Krusty the Clown : It's just one line. Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead.

  Bart : Dead?

  Krusty the Clown : Or sick, I dunno. I forget.

• Lisa : This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly. It's not even about him!

  Bart : Sure it is! Look at the cover.

  Lisa : But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

  Homer Simpson : Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.

• Krusty the Clown : Hey, kid.

  [He gives Bart a big cloth] 

  Bart : Wow! A big clown hankie.

  Krusty the Clown : It's a towel, you yutz. I want you to wash it. You're my new assistant.

• Bart : Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?

  Box Factory Manager : No.

  Bart : And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody.

  Box Factory Manager : No, that has never happened.

  Bart : Any popped eyeballs?

  Box Factory Manager : I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of. We just make boxes here.

• Kent Brockman : I'm Kent Brockman. On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with funny Sonny Storm.

  Bart : [pauses end credits]  There's my name, right there--

  [points to his name] 

  Bart : Bart Simpson.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Looks more like "Brad Storch".

  Martin Prince : No, it says, "Betty". "Betty Symington".

  Nelson : [punches Bart in the stomach]  That's for taking credit for other people's work.