The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Streetcar Named Marge (1992)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• Bart : Are there any Jive-Talking Robots in this play?

  Marge : I don't think so.

  Homer : Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?

  Marge : No, Homer.

• Marge : I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.

  Homer Simpson : Sounds interesting.

  Marge : You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.

  Homer Simpson : Sounds interesting.

• Homer Simpson : [after breaking the ring of his pudding can]  Oh no! My pudding is trapped forever.

• Homer Simpson : I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.

  Marge Simpson : What kooky projects?

  Homer Simpson : You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing.

• [Marge is rehearsing the musical of A Streetcar Named Desire] 

  Homer : Marge, your ride is here!

  Marge : Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more!

  Ned Flanders : You're a dame and I'm a fella!

  Marge : Stanley stop, or I'll tell Stella!

  Llewellyn Sinclair : Marge, Marge! I am asking you for white hot rage, and you're giving me a hissy fit!

  Homer : Marge, can I have some change for the candy machine?

  Llewellyn Sinclair : [throwing a load of change on the floor]  Oh, HERE!

  Homer : Hey, there's some quarters in here!