The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Streetcar Named Marge (1992)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge : I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer Simpson : Sounds interesting.
Marge : You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer Simpson : Sounds interesting.
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Helen : My name is Helen Lovejoy and I'll be playing Stella.
Apu : I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve.
Otto : My name is Otto. I'm playing Pablo.
Lionel Hutz : Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch.
Marge : I'm Marge Simpson, I'll be playing Blanche. I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone.
[Sinclair takes one and eats it]
Sinclair : Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality?
Chief Wiggum : I would.
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Ms. Sinclair : Mrs. Simpson... do you know what a child is saying when it's reaching for the bottle?
Marge : ...Baba?
Ms. Sinclair : She's saying "I am a leech!"
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[after Llewellyn introduces himself]
Marge : Hmm, maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class.
Chief Wiggum : Oh, forget it, that Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic!
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Homer Simpson : I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge Simpson : What kooky projects?
Homer Simpson : You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing.
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[Marge is rehearsing the musical of A Streetcar Named Desire]
Homer : Marge, your ride is here!
Marge : Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more!
Ned Flanders : You're a dame and I'm a fella!
Marge : Stanley stop, or I'll tell Stella!
Llewellyn Sinclair : Marge, Marge! I am asking you for white hot rage, and you're giving me a hissy fit!
Homer : Marge, can I have some change for the candy machine?
Llewellyn Sinclair : [throwing a load of change on the floor] Oh, HERE!
Homer : Hey, there's some quarters in here!
