The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Streetcar Named Marge (1992)
Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Apu
Quotes
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Helen : My name is Helen Lovejoy and I'll be playing Stella.
Apu : I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve.
Otto : My name is Otto. I'm playing Pablo.
Lionel Hutz : Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch.
Marge : I'm Marge Simpson, I'll be playing Blanche. I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone.
[Sinclair takes one and eats it]
Sinclair : Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality?
Chief Wiggum : I would.
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[after Llewellyn introduces himself]
Marge : Hmm, maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class.
Chief Wiggum : Oh, forget it, that Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic!