The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (2001)
Harry Shearer: Animal Control Man, Lenny, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Eddie
Quotes
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Mr. Burns : So, what shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing? Or, if you'd rather stay home you could sing, while I accompany you on the clavichord...
Gloria : Actually, Monty, I...
Mr. Burns : Or, I've got some wonderful stereopticon images of the Crimean War!
Gloria : Look, I had a lot of fun today, but I don't think we're right for each other. The age difference is just too...
Mr. Burns : Oh, balderdash. It's not important how old you are on parchment, it's how old you feel in the humours!
Gloria : I'm sorry, Monty...
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Mr. Burns : I don't understand it. I turned around and she was gone, along with my virile younger friend.
Kent Brockman : Well, according to our poll 49% of the viewers think "he's too old", while 51% think "she's a skank".
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Mr. Burns : [walking into strip club] Great heavens! It's one of those nude female fire stations.