The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (2001)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Gloria

Quotes 

• Snake : Don't worry Gloria, I'll win you back even if I have to beat this guy to death.

  Gloria : Snake, beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't going to impress me!

  Snake : It used to! What if I beat him harder?

  Gloria : Ugh! You sooo don't get it!

• Mr. Burns : So, what shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing? Or, if you'd rather stay home you could sing, while I accompany you on the clavichord...

  Gloria : Actually, Monty, I...

  Mr. Burns : Or, I've got some wonderful stereopticon images of the Crimean War!

  Gloria : Look, I had a lot of fun today, but I don't think we're right for each other. The age difference is just too...

  Mr. Burns : Oh, balderdash. It's not important how old you are on parchment, it's how old you feel in the humours!

  Gloria : I'm sorry, Monty...

• Gloria : You're always laughing and tenting your fingers. I like that.

  Mr. Burns : Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Excellent.

  Gloria : And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent!

• Gloria : I've got to be honest, Monty: I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge.

  Mr. Burns : Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.

  [They both laugh]