The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Fish Called Selma (1996)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Homer's Brain, Papparazzo, Waiter, Orangutan

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [Marge's eyes are seen in a darkened bedroom]  Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep.

• Lisa : Dad, what's a Muppet?

  Homer : Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...

  [laughs hysterically] 

  Homer : So to answer your question, I don't know.

• Waiter : Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?

  Troy McClure : You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!

• Selma : [to Marge]  Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us?

  [uncomfortable pause] 

  Selma : Oh, come on! Guess which one.

  Homer : [excitedly]  I know! I know! It's Selma, right?

• Troy McClure : [drunk]  Gee that's a great idea Homer but I think they already made a bunch of movies about World War II!

  Homer Simpson : Aaaww.