The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Fish Called Selma (1996)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier

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Quotes 

• Selma : [to Marge]  Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us?

  [uncomfortable pause] 

  Selma : Oh, come on! Guess which one.

  Homer : [excitedly]  I know! I know! It's Selma, right?

• [after being told by Marge that Troy only married her to help his career, Selma returns home to find Troy lounging by the pool] 

  Selma : [firmly]  Troy is this a sham marriage?

  Troy : [causally]  Sure, baby, is that a problem-o?

• Selma : Are you gay?

  Troy McClure : Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs. You see...

  Selma : [interrupting]  Stop!

• Selma : [after Patty and Marge beat around the bush about Troy]  I see what this is. Looks like my sisters have a case of the green eyed gazungas.

  Selma : [to Patty]  You're stuck with a job you'll still be doing ten years after you die.

  Selma : [to Marge]  And you, you're tied down with a man who'd have to bathe to be a slob.

• Selma : But... don't you love me?

  Troy McClure : Suuurrre I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?

• Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.

  Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.

  [at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"] 

  Selma : Ohhh ohhhhh...

  Miss Piggy : Ohhh ohhhhh...

  [Miss Piggy same the same thing at the same time] 

  Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?

  Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?

  [at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"] 

  Selma : Oh, Troy, I will.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, sir Lancelot, I will.

  [Miss Piggy says at the same time]