The Simpsons (TV Series)
'Round Springfield (1995)
Ron Taylor: Bleeding Gums Murphy
Quotes
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Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : I've been playing the saxophone for 30 years. I want you to have it.
Bleedin' Gums Murphy : This isn't a saxophone. It's an umbrella.
Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : So I've been playing the umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anyone ever tell me?
Bleedin' Gums Murphy : 'Cause we all thought it was funny.
Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : That's not funny.
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Lisa Simpson : My brother just had his appendix removed.
Bleedin' Gums Murphy : Is he gonna be okay?
Bart Simpson : [mooning them with a smiley face drawn on his butt and a stethoscope on his hips] Hello. I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind.
Lisa Simpson : [unimpressed] He'll be fine.
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Bleedin' Gums Murphy : Then there was the time I guest-starred on "The Cosby Show".
Bill Cosby : Kids, this is your Grandpa Murphy.
Bill Cosby's Daughter : But we've got three grandpas already.
Bill Cosby : This one's the famous jazz musician.
Bill Cosby's Daughter : Ah, they all are.
Bill Cosby : Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.
Bleedin' Gums Murphy : Sigh.