The Simpsons (TV Series)

'Round Springfield (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Rudy Huxtable

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : My brother just had his appendix removed.

  Bleedin' Gums Murphy : Is he gonna be okay?

  Bart Simpson : [mooning them with a smiley face drawn on his butt and a stethoscope on his hips]  Hello. I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind.

  Lisa Simpson : [unimpressed]  He'll be fine.

• Grampa : Death stalks you at every turn.

  Lisa Simpson : Grampa.

  Grampa : Well it does. AGH! DAH! There it is - death!

  Lisa Simpson : It's only Maggie.

  Grampa : Heh heh ho ho, yeah. You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks, so - AGH! Death!

  Lisa Simpson : That's only the cat.

  Grampa : Oh. AAAGGGHHH - death!

  Lisa Simpson : That's Maggie again, grampa.

  Grampa : Oh. Where were we? Deeeeaaath!

• Homer : [Trying to comfort Lisa]  I'm saying it's just like the time your cat Snowball got ran over by a car. Remember that honey, your cat? All I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound, and buy you a new jazz man.

  Lisa Simpson : Oh Dad!

  [Runs out of the room, crying even harder] 

  Homer : Oh, I blew it again.