The Simpsons (TV Series)

'Round Springfield (1995)

Hank Azaria: Superintendent Chalmers, Dr. Nick Riviera, Blind Willie, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Croupier, Comic Book Guy

Quotes 

• Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : I've been playing the saxophone for 30 years. I want you to have it.

  Bleedin' Gums Murphy : This isn't a saxophone. It's an umbrella.

  Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : So I've been playing the umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anyone ever tell me?

  Bleedin' Gums Murphy : 'Cause we all thought it was funny.

  Blind Man Willie Witherspoon : That's not funny.