"The Simpsons" $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (TV Episode 1993) - Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson, Yay Crowd

[Lisa has had a nightmare]

Lisa : Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...

Homer : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!

[Homer bursts into Bart's room]

Homer : Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Bart : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lisa : [about her state costume] I'm a monster!

Homer : No, Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Lisa : Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating? I mean we haven't had a meal with Mom all week, and she hasn't even started my costume for the geography pageant.

Bart : Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli.

[shudders]
[Lisa has to dress up as a state for the school pageant]

Marge : Well, in honor of legalized gambling, why don't you go as Nevada?

Lisa : No, Nevada makes my butt look big.

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Yay Crowd