Simon & Simon (TV Series)
The Wrong Stuff (1984)
Jameson Parker: A.J. Simon
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Quotes
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Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : [finds Rick at his desk with his feet up, reading a paperback] Catching up on our Proust, are we?
Rick Simon : Oh, this is great stuff! It's the story of the nymphomaniac owner of a Hollywood boutique, daughter of an escaped Nazi war criminal who has left her a haunted Mercedes, which may or may not contain the soul of Adolf Hitler.
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : Someone published that?
Rick Simon : Are you kidding me? It's thirteen weeks on the New York Times bestseller list!
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : Why am I surprised?