- [Holmes glances out the window of his Baker Street apartment]
- Sherlock Holmes: A visitor, Watson.
- Dr. John H. Watson: What? At this hour?
- Sherlock Holmes: Yes, a young lady who arrived in a covered wagon.
- Dr. John H. Watson: A what?
- Sherlock Holmes: A covered wagon. Now what is so unusual about that?
- Sherlock Holmes: Won't you sit down.
- Minnie: No time to sit down - not with that man in my room.
- Dr. John H. Watson: Man in your room!
- Minnie: Don't get excited, Doc. It's all right - he's dead.
- Dr. John H. Watson: Oh well, of course, in that case... What? Dead?
- Minnie: With his head bashed up a little and my tomahawk layin' next to him.
- Minnie: I just want to get that body out of my room, pronto!
- Dr. John H. Watson: Pronto? Is that his name?
- Minnie: What language are you talkin', Doc?
- Inspector Lestrade: Well, I took your advice, Mr. Holmes. I found an Indian - Chief Running Water.
- Minnie: Howdy, Chief.
- Chief Running Water: How.
- Sherlock Holmes: Tell me, Lestrade, did any of the guests report missing jewelry tonight?
- Inspector Lestrade: No. Why?
- [pouring a handful of gems out of a hollow bedpost]
- Sherlock Holmes: Well, they will soon.
- [last lines]
- Sherlock Holmes: Minnie, may I ask you something.
- Minnie: Sure can.
- Sherlock Holmes: Would you really have shot me?
- Minnie: Well, I reckon not. Maybe just wounded you a little.
- [Minnie winks at Watson]
- Minnie: [toasting] Here's to you, pards!
- Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John H. Watson: Here's to you, Minnie.