- Cassie McBain: [CEO had plummeted to his death] The elevator was out, Jack.
- Shane Phillips: I can't believe he fell for that.
- Jack Wilde: [relaying what's expected of them] ... give a face to the program. And, you know, dress nice.
- Shane Phillips: [clears throat] Dress nice?
- Jack Wilde: Yeah. You know... Nice.
- Cassie McBain: Why do I get the feeling it's not the program's *face* he wants us to show?
- Shane Phillips: Yeah, more like the program's body.
- D.D. Cummings: And the program's legs? And butt? And ga-zonkers?
- Cassie McBain, Shane Phillips: Ga-zonkers?
- D.D. Cummings: [exasperated tone] He's asking us to demean ourselves to help the program.
- Cassie McBain: Yeah. Even though the ratings are good. You know, our rating compared to other government spying programs.
- Jack Wilde: Sorry. This is how the world works.
- Cassie McBain: But it shouldn't be! We should be judged by how good we are. The cases we solve, the bad guys we catch.
- Cassie McBain: Point is, from now on, nobody is allowed to kill this guy unless we say they might.
- Shane Phillips: Which we almost certainly won't.
- D.D. Cummings: Unless they have a very compelling reason.
- D.D. Cummings: [Mueller referred to her as a "yogi"] I am barely a yogi. Get it? Bear. Yogi. Yogi Bear?
- [but Mueller has no sense of humor]
- Cassie McBain: [undercover as wealthy buyer] Will it take long, dear?
- Shane Phillips: [undercover as secretary] You'll have it as soon as monkeys come flying out of my butt!