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Cassie McBain : You know, it's really hurtful to be stereotyped by a sadistic serial killer.
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Cassie McBain : [realizes] The house is booby-trapped!
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Cassie McBain : We can disable them...
Shane Phillips : Unless they've got hidden trip-wires.
Cassie McBain : God, you're just full of encouragement, aren't you?
Shane Phillips : Well, basically whatever we touch can blow all of us up.
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Cassie McBain : [calling from downstairs] Don't worry, D.D., we're not gonna leave you alone up there, okay?
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Cassie McBain : [calling up at D.D] Don't *not* talk! It scares the hell out of us!
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D.D. Cummings : [high up, hands on one side of the wall, bare feet on the other wall, as not to trip the booby-traps in the corridor] Let's just say... I have a new respect for Toby Maguire.
Cassie McBain : Are you wall-walking again?
[to the viewer:]
Cassie McBain : She got drunk and did it for me once.
D.D. Cummings : [straining to maintain her precarious position] I was not drunk!
Cassie McBain : You were wearing a Batgirl costume.
[to the viewer again:]
Cassie McBain : Actually, only the top.
Shane Phillips : Okay, how's it coming?
D.D. Cummings : [straining] Great. Just great.
[laboriously passes framed print of New York landmark]
D.D. Cummings : I just jumped the Chrysler Building!
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Cassie McBain : You know, all this hero stuff is jacking up my insurance premiums.
Shane Phillips : My secret? Tax deductions.
Cassie McBain : Okay, I think I can make it through.
Shane Phillips : Unless... there are hidden Bouncing Betties.
Cassie McBain : Hidden what in whose's?
Shane Phillips : Military name for pressure-sensitive ground cover bombs that when triggered, bounce four feet into the air and cut you in half.
Cassie McBain : Funny, I knew a bouncing Betty in high school.
[chuckles]
D.D. Cummings : Is there any way to see 'em?
Shane Phillips : Bad news, no. Good news, they can take up to ten pounds weight, so... use your toes. Just make sure the shag is Betty-less.
Cassie McBain : No problem. In a worst-case scenario, I'd spend a lot less money on footwear.
[chuckles nervously]
Shane Phillips : Or pants.
D.D. Cummings : You guys... and your wacky gags about Cassie getting her legs blown off.
[Cassie lifts up her foot]
D.D. Cummings : Cassie, stop! Look!
[sensor light flashing, goes beep beep beep]
D.D. Cummings : This is it!
Shane Phillips : I love you guys.
Cassie McBain : I love you too.
D.D. Cummings : I love you too too.
Shane Phillips : [as sensor light stops flashing, gives relieved chuckle, then it starts flashing again] Goodbye!
Cassie McBain : It's been great!
D.D. Cummings : [sadly] I'll never forget you.
Cassie McBain : [but nothing happens] Decoys! This guy's a sadist! He wants us to suffer before we die!
D.D. Cummings : [nods] You see, this is why I hate psychos.
Shane Phillips : Remember that hostage thing where he booby-trapped the electronics? So when it turned on or off...
D.D. Cummings : Kaboom.
Cassie McBain : What about things we can't control, like the doorbell?
Cassie McBain , Shane Phillips , D.D. Cummings : [all gasp] The cable guy!
Shane Phillips : What time did you tell him...
[corrects herself:]
Shane Phillips : threaten him to show up at?
Cassie McBain : Twelve... Ish?
Shane Phillips : [checks her watch] Forty-five minutes. We have time.
D.D. Cummings : Phones are electronic too.
Shane Phillips : So, even if we don't call out... if it rings...
D.D. Cummings : Kaboom.
Shane Phillips : It could be set up to make us sweat.
Cassie McBain : Meaning?
Shane Phillips : Second ring, third...
D.D. Cummings : Kaboom, kaboom.
Cassie McBain : Okay, guys, this doesn't do us any good, all right? If it rings, it rings. If we die, we die. But until then, let's fight. Let's make our way out even if it's one inch at a time.
[Shane nods]
Cassie McBain : Let's just focus on the task at hand.
[shakes her head]
Cassie McBain : Forget about the doorbell, forget about the telephone...
[and then the phone rings]
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Shane Phillips : [re bomb defusing by amateur] You may have armed the motion detector.
Cassie McBain : There goes my backup plan.
Shane Phillips : Which was?
Cassie McBain : Run like the wind.