- D.D. Cummings, Shane Phillips, Jack Wilde: You're saying you were married?
- Cassie McBain: No. I'm saying I had a wedding.
- D.D. Cummings: [to Natalie Red, leading away her fiancé] I'll bring him right back. Unless he's not registered. In which case he'll be stripped and tortured. Or maybe just stripped. Depending on my mood.
- Cassie McBain: Orville. Always imagined I'd marry a guy for the bulge in his pants. Who would have guessed it would be for the one in his back pocket?
- Murray Fishman: [the guy with the prosthetic ear] Hey, I do okay! Someone's always asking me to marry. Truth is, it's my mother!