She Spies (TV Series)

Daze of Future Past (2003)

Natashia Williams: Shane Phillips

Quotes 

• Cassie McBain : [makes tuxedo-wearing Jack think she's looking at him]  Ouch! Is that hot or what?

  Shane Phillips : Come to Mama!

  D.D. Cummings : My toes are starting to curl!

  Jack Wilde : [thinks they're talking about him]  Thank you.

  Shane Phillips : Hmm.

  D.D. Cummings : Sorry.

  Shane Phillips : We were talking about the plasma screen. That's a new monitor, isn't it?

  Cassie McBain : [laughing eyes]  You thought we were talking about you?

  D.D. Cummings : Oh, that would be so embarrassing.

  Shane Phillips : Wouldn't my face be red.

  Jack Wilde : So, how... exactly does it work? You sit around plotting all these various little ways to humiliate me?

  D.D. Cummings : Sometimes. Sure. Like over lunch.

  Shane Phillips : Or when we have a few spare moments in the car.

  Cassie McBain : Mostly it's just spur of the moment though.

  Jack Wilde : Let's make it a spur of some other moment. I've had a bad morning. I'm wearing a tuxedo because our next mission is a wedding, and I was trying it on and the saleslady stuck a pin in my thigh and her five-year-old boy spilled a grape juice box *all over* my clothes and I have to wear this while my things are getting dry-cleaned. And not to mention the fact that on the way over here, I get a two hundred dollar speeding ticket *and* a huge dent in my car when I get sideswiped by a huge yellow Humvee.

  D.D. Cummings : Our next mission is a wedding?

• Shane Phillips : You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?

  D.D. Cummings : I care. But it's not critical.