- Mentor: What are you so cheerful about this early in the morning?
- Billy Batson: Well, for one thing I don't have to worry about delivering the morning newscasts, as long as we're on vacation. And, for another, it's just a far out day.
- Achilles: These words from Shakespeare's Hamlet may help you: "This above all: to thine own self be true."
- Billy Batson: Hey, are you all right?
- [Chuck gets up and runs off]
- Mentor: He certainly runs like he's all right!
- Chuck Wagner: I'm not chicken! I just didn't feel like going for a ride. that's all. It's a free country, isn't it?