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Cosmo Kramer : They're redoing the Cloud Club.
Jerry : Oh, that restaurant on top of the Chrysler Building? Yeah, that's a good idea.
Cosmo Kramer : Of course it is. It's my idea. I conceived this whole project two years ago.
Jerry : Which part? The renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?
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Cosmo Kramer : You know Darin, if you had told me 25 years ago that someday, I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would have said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window!
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Dean Jones : I've been reviewing Darin's internship journal. Doing laundry.
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah.
Dean Jones : Mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman.
Cosmo Kramer : I know it sounds prety glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
Dean Jones : As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
Cosmo Kramer : And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.
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Cosmo Kramer : Did you bring the video camera?
Jerry : Yeah. I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial.
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Jerry : Hey, there's Claire. I better go down.
George Costanza : Hey, there's Kramer and Darin.
Jerry : There's the giant ball of oil. Claire's right underneath that thing. Claire! Hello! Helloooo! Helllooooo!
Claire : I don't believe this. I am not looking up if you're going to do that voice!
Cosmo Kramer : Bombs away.
Jerry : This is gonna be a shame.
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Claire : What's wrong with the belt?
Jerry : I went to the movies last night and I unbuckled a little wobbly and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal. So...
[throwing the belt away]
Jerry : ...that's it.
Claire : You're insane.
Jerry : Oh, yes. Quite.
Cosmo Kramer : [entering] Hello.
Jerry : Of course it's a sliding scale.
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Cosmo Kramer : Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?
Jerry : I can ballpark it.
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Dean Jones : I'm sorry, but we can't allow Darin to continue working with you.
Cosmo Kramer : Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.
Dean Jones : Your fly is open.
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Jerry : [Kramer and Darin roll an oil drum down the hallway] Trouble down at the plant?
Cosmo Kramer : It's a tank of oil. Darin and I are finally gonna test out my bladder system.
George Costanza : You have to drink that whole thing?
Cosmo Kramer : No, no, no. It's for oil tankers. All I need to do is fill some sort of rubber container with oil and then drop it to see whether or it not it can withstand the impact.
Jerry : [ironically] I understand.
George Costanza : Would a giant, rubber ball work?
Cosmo Kramer : Conceivably.
George Costanza : Well, Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls. Why don't we test your bladder system at my office?
Jerry : You're not.
George Costanza : Oh, yes I am. Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty? Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.
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Cosmo Kramer : [Kramer reading the newspaper after finding out his restaurant idea was taken] 2.9% financing on a Toyota 1-ton! That was my idea too!
