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Quotes
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Jerry : Hey, there's Claire. I better go down.
George Costanza : Hey, there's Kramer and Darin.
Jerry : There's the giant ball of oil. Claire's right underneath that thing. Claire! Hello! Helloooo! Helllooooo!
Claire : I don't believe this. I am not looking up if you're going to do that voice!
Cosmo Kramer : Bombs away.
Jerry : This is gonna be a shame.
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Claire : What's wrong with the belt?
Jerry : I went to the movies last night and I unbuckled a little wobbly and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal. So...
[throwing the belt away]
Jerry : ...that's it.
Claire : You're insane.
Jerry : Oh, yes. Quite.
Cosmo Kramer : [entering] Hello.
Jerry : Of course it's a sliding scale.
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Claire : [learning of "the voice"] So is it fun humiliating me?
Jerry : No, it's not you. It's your stomach; he's talking with this funny, booming, jovial voice.
[doing the voice]
Jerry : Hellooo.
Claire : So you think I'm fat?
Jerry : No, it's...
Darin : [entering] Kramer says "Hey, buddy."
Jerry : Hey, we're kind of in the middle of something here. Would you mind coming back later?
Darin : Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Should we set something up now?
Jerry : GET OUT!
