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Jerry : The bump into always leads to the backslide.
Elaine Benes : David and I will not be getting back together.
Jerry : Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
George Costanza : That's beautiful.
Elaine Benes : What about you? You were even engaged, and you cut it off just like that.
Jerry : That's different. I didn't have feelings for those people. But you, you'll backslide.
Elaine Benes : You want to bet?
Jerry : Stakes?
Elaine Benes : Fifty.
Jerry : Dollars?
Elaine Benes : All right. Witness?
George Costanza : Witness.
Jerry : Done.
George Costanza : Percentage?
Jerry , Elaine Benes : No.
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Elaine Benes : Hey.
Jerry : [doing "the voice"] Helloooo!
George Costanza : [doing "the voice", too] Helloooo, Elaine.
Elaine Benes : What's that?
Jerry : Oh, it's just this stupid thing.
Elaine Benes : Well, I'm sure it's stupid. It's not about me, is it?
Jerry : [doing "the voice" again] Noooo.
George Costanza : [doing "the voice" again, too] Not at all.
Elaine Benes : Tell me!
Jerry : All right. You know this girl Claire I'm seeing?
Elaine Benes : Yeah.
Jerry : Well, he and I starting joking that when she falls asleep, her stomach stays awake all night and talks to me.
Elaine Benes : How is it talking?
Jerry : Well, her belly button is like a mouth.
[pantomiming his belly button moving like a mouth and doing the voice]
Jerry : I'm bored. Talk to me.
Elaine Benes : Oh, I gotta start taking these "stupid" warnings more seriously.