Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Invitations (1996)
Victor Raider-Wexler: Dr. Wexler
Quotes
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Doctor : I'm sorry, she's gone.
George Costanza : What's that?
Doctor : She expired.
George Costanza : Are you sure?
Doctor : Yes, of course.
George Costanza : So... she's dead?
Doctor : Yes.
George Costanza : Huh.
Doctor : Let me ask you, had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George Costanza : Why?
Doctor : We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low-priced envelopes.
George Costanza : Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor : That's probably what did it.
George Costanza : We were expecting about two hundred people...