Seinfeld (TV Series)

The English Patient (1997)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

Quotes 

• [Elaine and Peterman are watching "The English Patient". Elaine is about to freak out of boredom] 

  Elaine Benes : [quietly]  No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long.

  Elaine Benes : [yells]  Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!

  J. Peterman : [surprised]  Elaine, you don't like the movie?

  Elaine Benes : [shouts]  I hate it!

  [the audience shushes Elaine] 

  Elaine Benes : [shouts back]  Oh, go to hell!

• [as Elaine turns to re-enter the theatre, she sees Gail, Carol and Lisa coming out] 

  Elaine Benes : [surprised]  Hey, what're you guys doing here?

  Lisa : We just saw "The English Patient" again.

  Gail : It's even better the second time.

  Elaine Benes : [sarcastically]  They made it longer?