Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Burning (1998)
Danny Woodburn: Mickey Abbott
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Quotes
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Jerry : Sophie, it's me! I know about the tractor story! And I'm fine with it!
Sophie : How could you know?
Jerry : Shhh! Shhh! But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship.
Mickey Abbott : [Kramer and Mickey enter] You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!
Cosmo Kramer : I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!
Mickey Abbott : Well, you should have told me!
Jerry : I'm with somebody!
Sophie : No, I understand! This can be a difficult thing to deal with! But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.
Cosmo Kramer : You know, she's right.
Sophie : But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.
Jerry : You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?
Sophie : Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Jerry : [stunned] All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!
[leaves]
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Mickey Abbott : Hey! That's my cirrhosis. He's stealing my cirrhosis. You wanna be sick?
[pulls Kramer down to the floor and jumps on top of him]
Mickey Abbott : I'll show you sick.
Student #2 : Cirrhosis of the liver and uh, PCP addiction?
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Mickey Abbott : Bacterial meningitis. Jackpot!
Cosmo Kramer : Gonorrhea. You wanna trade?
Mickey Abbott : Sorry buddy. This is the Hamlet of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions. It's got everything.
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Mickey Abbott : Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Alright, I get to wear makeup. What'd you get?
Cosmo Kramer : Gonorrhea. Excuse me. I think there's been a mistake. I had Gonorrhea last week.
Dr. Wexler : Oh it's no mistake. We loved what you did with it.
Cosmo Kramer : I don't believe this. I'm being typecast