Scrubs (TV Series)

My Unicorn (2004)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Ladies, I think we've learned our lesson.

  Jordan Sullivan : That is not helpful, Turkleton!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I was covered in bees!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I have been kicking ass lately, but this place is such a boys' club. I still can't even get x-rays or lab tests back on time.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Hey, Elliot, if you're desperate to get things done, you could always do what Jordan does.

  Jordan Sullivan : [to a security guard]  Could you move my car out of the sun? If the seat gets too hot, my thighs get all pink and sweaty.

  [the security guard rushes off] 

  Jordan Sullivan : Yeah. Bye-bye, security guard.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Hmm. Very classy.

• Jordan Sullivan : Sweetie, you won't have to do that. Sure, if it's something really important, you might have to occasionally sleep with someone. That's how I hooked up with Perry. Needed a pen.