Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over?
Doug Murphy : Oh, I'm still a resident! Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : That's a bad thing, Doug,
Doug Murphy : Oh, I'm staying positive.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Son, you were gathering a group of large orderlies to get the lightbulb out of the patient by doing what?
Doug Murphy : Shaking him like a beach towel.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Goodbye!